2003 Owners Meeting

Residence Inn Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

April 4th - 6th, 2003

With the downturn in the economy over the past few years and the rampant unemployment in the greater A.S.S. family, we have decided to exercise some financial prudence and return to the site of the first A.S.S. meeting, Phoenix.

Based on the success of the 1999 owners meeting (Phoenix), it was a unanimous decision that all the owners should get together before the season to deal with the weighty issues of the game. This has become doubly important with the large number of expansion teams over the years. And when it gets right down to it, Damn it we work hard and deserve this (something to tell the women folk). Our football experience has taught us that only owners committed enough to sneak away from their women folk are truly the kind of men who will logon night after night just to talk a little smack at the expense of their fellow owners.

I hope everyone can attend.

/commish

Venues

Gordon Biersch Tempe

420 South Mill, #201

Tempe, AZ 85281

Phone: 602-736-0033

Old Town Tortilla Factory

6910 East Main Street

Scottsdale, AZ 85251

Phone: 480.945.4567

Residence Inn Tempe

5075 South Priest Drive

Tempe, AZ 85282

Phone: 480-756-2122

Tentative Schedule

Thursday (April 3rd)

• 6:00 PM Elan arrives on NW#263
• 9:10 PM Ken arrives on UA# 374
• 11:30 PM Commish's Annual Pre-meeting Binge (Bandersnatch)
• 2:00 AM Ken & Elan drags there sorry asses home

Friday (April 4th)

• 11:00 AM Sharky arrives on Greyhound
• 1:20 PM Combs arrives on #167
• 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM A.S.S. Whiffle Ball Tourney
• 2:40 PM Fred arrives on SWA#1533
• 3:40 PM Jeffy arrives on AA#555
• 4:35 PM Ron arrives on SWA#258
• 6:20 PM Kelly arrives on SWA#625
• 8:00 PM Commish's State Of ASS Address
• 9:00 PM Arrival dinner at Gordon Biersch Tempe
• 10:00 PM Downtown Tempe

Saturday (April 5th)

• 9:20 AM Hollywood arrives on AW#202
• 11:00 AM A.S.S. Baseball Draft
• 2:30 PM Basketball Timeouts
• 9:00 PM Old Town Tortilla Factory

Sunday (April 6th)

• 9:00 AM Elan departs via NW#258
• 1:00 PM Goodbye Lunch
• 3:30 PM - 5:30 PM Ron departs via SWA#1435, Hollywood departs via AW#478, Kelly departs via SWA#1696, Ken departs via UA#6938, Jeffy departs via AA#1372
• 8:30 PM Fred departs via SWA#2169

Monday (April 7th)

• 8:00 AM Combs departs via #158